"Insanity in the individual is rare, but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule."
"My favorite sex fantasy is becoming President, so I can fuck two hundred million people at once."
"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."
"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."
"Few men think, yet all will have opinions."
"A woman only needs four animals in her life: a mink on her shoulders, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all."
"Just because I have my standards, they think I'm a bitch."
- "What rock have YOU been living under?"
- "The bible..."
"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"When a man is in love for the first time, he thinks he invented it."
"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas."
(The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.)
"It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not."
"Live every day as if your ass was on fire."
Current Residence: Middle of Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny
Personal Quote: "Ignorance is bliss..."